Last night...oh my god. Best night ever.
Ok, so, I get to the tourney. Whee, say hi to people, blah blah blah. Josh says that I can enter Standard if I want but I knew who would be entering Standard so I avoided the frustration and just went into Heavy.
Hahahahahaha. My first match: me vs. darksyde, who for those of you that don't know was the tourney organizer as well as being one of the best DDR players around. So anyway, I go up and picked Jet World, lost horribly as expected and he picked Secret Rendez-vous, I dunno why. I got pwnt, as expected. ;P
So I just go to the back room where we had IIDX and pop'n and such set up and played that for a while. Eventually got pulled over by Brady to face The Annoying Rocky Mount Kid *seriously, that's what he called himself* who looked to be about a year younger than me but was probably the same age. He picked Rhythm and Police, I walk off the pad. I pick HVAM out of spite hoping to get to the run because I masochistically love the end run but I couldn't make it, partly because R&P took a lot out of me, partly because I had no drink, and partly because I suck like that. It made me mad *mostly because I hate losing at things to people my age or younger* but then that anger completely vanished when he got a B on PSMO at the end of the tourney. o.0
So then I spent a few hours playing more games, put in Metal Slug 4 and sirdf2k and I beat it in 38 minutes omg yay. We loved the zombies *BLEEEARGH BLOOD SPOUT hahahahahahahahahahaha*. After we ebat it, we went outside to where the tourney was. For some reason, Brady, Kris and I got into a conversation about fast-growing pubic hair..and then me mentioned Millia Rage from Guilty Gear and OMG. Her special pulls them in, she makes a noise of pleasure and gains 50 health. Her Destroyer eats them. :DDDD She also has a second special where she lifts up her legs and does the ZOMBIE BLEEAAAARRRGGGH thing from MS4 only not from her mouth hahahahahahahahahhahaahhhahahahaha.
HAY STERF, WANT A FIG NEWTON?
MM, FIG NEWTONS!
So then we sat around and talked to people. Kitty is really really cool. :D So is Lara and Kris and such.
So the tourney went by and I didn't really care so I didn't watch until the end, I never caught who won *I think it was The Gay Goblin...* but I know Josh placed. So people played randomly *tag-team Legend Road hahahaha* and then we left. For Waffle House.
So we arrive, and all the cars park and everyone gets out. We see that this Waffle House is packed even without us. maxxparanoia led a discussion of where we all should go and we narrowed down the list of Denny's, fast food places, or Josh's house to Denny's and off we went.
ASS AND TITTIES
SO we get to Denny's, and they're sorta full too so this old lady just sorta says 'fuck you' and we left. We thought a Ruby Tuesday's across the street was open but nope. Driving was done to the McDonald's next to Denny's.
OMFG. THIS WAS SO AWESOME. So all the cars get in the drive-through and most of the cars in the back's passengers/drivers decide they don't want in the car anymore. So we call get out of the car and talk and run around and have fun until someone shouted 'THE LINE IS MOVING' and then we'd have a mad dash back to the cars to move three feet so we could do it all again. jboyxz,krisdf2k, and I did a Chinese fire drill completely around the McD's which owned. So we order, and Nygma decides to play Wheel of Fortune with the menu. he also takes pictures of everyone as they come! So we get up to the order thing and Nicole starts to order when Nygma starts talking and we can't hear anything and it was hlarious. We get up to the window and talk to the lady about WTF is going on and she exclaims 'Some guy randomly took my picture!'. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We get to the next one and that lady's pissed. We don't know why.
SO THEN WE FIND OUT THAT TIM, WHO WAS IN LIKE THE FIRST CAR TO PULL UP, WENT TOTALLY TENACIOUS D ON HER ASS. He asked for 4 nuggets, and the lady told them they could only give him 6 so he started screaming about how she's totally capable of throwing two of them out the window hahahahahahhaaha. So she gets pissed and the rest of us feel this wrath. I decide that she isn't pissed enough so I go up to the window and say 'hay baby, can I get your digits?' hahhhaha. I don't think she heard me but it was fucking hilarious anyway. I get back to the car area and start eating and then krisdf2k comes over. Holy shit, we forgot to do the pop'n 10 dance! So we do it, and djbuttaflye tells us to turn around and start over - so we do, and now Nicole has video of me and Kris doing the pop'n 10 dance on video hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need that, by the way.
So after random awesome hilarity in the parking lot people start leaving, I say bye to Josh and Lara and whoever was in the back of their car I couldn't really see. After saying bye to the SC Car, we left and went to a gas station. I get out and start talking to Kris which was hilarious and then he goes around back to piss *YES JBOY, HE PISSED* and so I go in the store and announce loudly that he's peeing. Then I buy a pack of gum! After that fun, I went over to Kris and apparently I was high off his preference because we only had to say one word and we both started cracking up. It was like me and Ryan at 2 AM only it was 1 AM and wasn't Ryan.
WE leave, and the drive home was cool. Jboy's got an interesting crisis right now. I get home, and the wrath of Mother is nonexistant hahaha! No fried My Ass for breakfast! I go upstairs and realize it's fucking 2:30 AM HAHAHHAHA.I'M SORRY PEOPLE I PROMISED I WOULD BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT.
So overall it was really really fun and probably the most fun I have had on a Saturday night in a while, and my night I of course mean morning, and by Saturday I of course mean Sunday. I suppose I'll greet people now!
Darksyde: Your tourney rocked. Loved it, and hope to be at the next one.
Hurt Piggy Pig: You amuse me, and we had matching nail polish omg!!1
Kitty: Thankyou for doing my nails hahaha. I still want to rape you and steal the KH shirt. >E Also, you and Fig are a great couple. I dunno, you two just sorta look right together.
Sterf: WANT A FIG NEWTON? MM, FIG NEWTONS!
Jboy: Thanks a ton for the ride, and sorry you didn't do as well as anticipated. Hope you can solve your little dillemma soon.
DJ Buttaflye: GITRDONE
DF2K: You are ridiculously cool and awesome and BLEEEAAARRRGGGGHHHH.
Rocket Lad: You needed to have come, you asshole. >(
The Gay Goblin: Whoa, you're amazing at DDR. Nice job.
Nygma: That was an awesome freestyle.
The Robot Like Ciara: You could have gotten the middle part, why'd you stop? :P hahahahahaha
My memory is failing me so I'm sorry if I forgot you. It was great seeing every single person I saw there and I got to eet some people that I had been dying to meet who were just as cool as I thought they'd be. Much <3.
Best. Tourney/Aftertourney Party Thing Ever.